17 Hilarious Laws Which You Will Never Learn In School


The most frequently observed law in the universe is the Law of gravity. Aside that, every other law does not carry as much weight but they are observed all the same. In schools, students are taught several laws, from Newtons laws of motion to law of thermodynamics, but these laws are rarely observed in daily activities. However, there are other laws that are experienced on regular basis but are not included in school the curriculum. They might seem hilarious but they do exist.

1. Law of Equality

This law states that the time taken by a woman when she says “I’ll get ready in 5 minutes” is exactly equal to the time taken by her husband when he says “I’ll cal you in 5 minutes”.

2. Law of the Result

When you try to prove to someone how a machine won’t work, it will.

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3. Law of Queue

Law of queue says “If you change queues, the one you have left will start moving faster than the one you are in now.”


4. Law of Mechanical Repair

This law states that after your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

5. Law of PHCN

When you brag to someone about your area having constant light, there will be total black-out the day he/she visits you.

6. Law of  Telephone 

The law of telephone states that when you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

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7. Law of the Workshop

The law of workshop states that any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

8. Bath Theorem

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.


9. Law of Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

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10. Law of Bread and Butter

This law states that bread without butter is like a train without an engine. No train without engine!

Bread and-Butter

11. Law of Proposal 

After you accept a proposal, you will get a better one.

12. Law of Inhaler

The day you give away your inhaler to a friend who needs it more, is the day you encounter severe cold attack.

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13. Law of Bio Mechanics

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

14. Law of ATM

The chances of your money getting stuck in an ATM machine is higher when you are angry or in a hurry.


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15. Cinema Rule

People with the seats closest to the screen arrive last.

16. Law of Money

The more money you have, the more friends you will have.

17. Law of Coffee

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

cup of coffee
cup of coffee

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