This is a perfect example of a program that preaches about a delay in marriage generally.<\/p>\n Don’t Miss: 15 Funniest Photos of Nigeria Election Campaign You’ve Never Seen<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n This one is about a war against the enemies – including witches and wizards (most Nigerian religious fanatics can relate to this).<\/p>\n\n This one is also aimed at the enemies.<\/p>\n Yes, you read well. It’s a ‘point and kill’ program, a war-themed meeting.<\/p>\n Prison Break? This program promises to break curses and demonic covenants in the life of worshippers. I wonder why the organizers, of all captions, chose a movie title. But who am I to question them, after all, this is Nigeria!<\/p>\n Enemies of prosperity, especially those manipulating worshippers to keep moving about in public buses and other means of transportation are the target here.<\/p>\n\n No more what? shit? This is perhaps, the funniest of them all. But wait, you’ve not seen it all.<\/p>\n Unless there’s another meaning of NTA, the only NTA Nigerians know is the country’s broadcasting television network – Nigerian Television Authority (NTA). So what has a broadcasting television network got to do with a church?<\/p>\n I don’t know what to say about this poster. This is simply weird!<\/p>\n Really? Is marriage now by force? But wait, what happens to the ugly sisters then? They’ll die as spinsters or probably experience delay in marriage, huh? I am laughing already.<\/p>\n\n Everybody wants to travel to more desirable countries and destinations like the USA. This promises to release traveling anointing on willing worshippers.<\/p>\n I wonder what Chelsea management will feel like after seeing this. Well, I think this will not go down well with Manchester United, Arsenal, and other rival clubs’ fans worshipping in the same church.<\/p>\n Speechless, that’s how this makes me feel.<\/p>\n What? who has gone mad again? Nigerian singles are in for something bigger than them! Where do I start to talk about this so-called marriage conference? You can help me if you have any clue.<\/p>\n What a question! Is someone actually going to preach this?<\/p>\n\n Apart from who? me or you? No, I’m not going to say a word about this.<\/p>\n Yes, not just you. We all are tired of something. But I wonder how the speaker will go about this funny title.<\/p>\n Yes, the villagers must hear this! Lagos, Nigeria’s fastest-growing city, is for those who are ready to hustle and make money. So, it’s always a shameful experience when most people hustle and have nothing to show. As funny as it sounds, leaving Lagos empty-handed is a blow to the face, trust me.<\/p>\n Nigerian witches operate from everything, including from the village. This programme is aimed at clipping their wings and sending the oppressed to the city.<\/p>\n\n Funny! Thursdays are strictly for “weak persons”. Everything about this signboard makes me laugh.<\/p>\n It’s dancing time! Yes, Nigerians love dancing.<\/p>\n Come as you are but bring a machete! This is not funny anymore. Do people really take this seriously?<\/p>\n This got me thinking and laughing at the same time. Hope u know koboko, in Nigeria, means cane. The devil is really in trouble.<\/p>\n This is quite hilarious, I must confess!<\/p>\n No comment.<\/p>\n Jeez! The burial of Satan? Looks like I’ve seen it all.<\/p>\n Odeshi! We all need protection or don’t you?<\/p>\n 2go death? How? God of 2go? Tell me this is a joke.<\/p>\n How can someone do this? Don’t dare these men.<\/p>\n Meanwhile, na God talk this one?<\/p>\n If you are a pastor, you need to read this.<\/p>\n![\"funny](\"https:\/\/buzznigeria.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/funny-church-posters-1.jpg\")
<\/a><\/p>\n2. Caption: Point and Kill<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n3. Caption: How To Identify A Witch<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n4. Caption: Point and Kill the Witch with Catapult<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n5. Caption: Prison Break (Season 1)<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n6. Caption: Who Is Monitoring My Life, Leave Me And Let Me Drive My Car<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n7. Caption: No More Shit<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n8. Caption: NTA Channel Jesus<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n9. Caption: My Garri Don – Done!<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n10. Caption: This Beautiful Sister Must Marry – By Force!<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n11. Caption: I Smell America – Anointing To Travel<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n12. Home Of Champions – Winners Chapel (Chelsea Branch)<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n13. Caption: Oh God, Na Like This We Go Dey?<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n14: Caption: My Spouse Has Gone Mad Again\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n15. Caption: Aunty Wetin I Do You?<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n16. All The Hot Girls In Lagos Attend Dr. Fireman’s Church… Apart From You<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n17. Caption: I Don Taya For This Nonsense<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n18. Caption: I Will Not Leave Lagos Empty-Handed<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n19. Caption: Tied Down in the Village but Needed in the City<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/h2>\n20: Run For Your Life – Normal Church Only On Sundays<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n21. Pure Kukere Gospel Hits<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n22. Caption: Come As You Are<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/h2>\n23. Caption: Koboko Night<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n24. Caption<\/strong>: Uncle Wetin I Do You?<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n25. Caption: Single’s Bonanza – I Must Marry – Win A Spouse\u00a0Bonanza!!<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n26. Caption: The Burial Of Satan<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n27. Odeshi – Get Your Family Protection Now<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n28. Caption: 2go Death Is Not Mai Portion\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n29. Caption: Who Wake the Sleeping Lion?<\/strong><\/h2>\n
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