{"id":1337,"date":"2015-02-26T12:54:33","date_gmt":"2015-02-26T11:54:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzznigeria.com\/?p=1337"},"modified":"2022-02-28T00:57:24","modified_gmt":"2022-02-27T23:57:24","slug":"funniest-one-liner-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buzznigeria.com\/funniest-one-liner-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"230 Best Funny One Liner Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"
Here’s a collection of short and straightforward jokes that will make you laugh. What we have here have substantiated that jokes can be short and still be funny. However, these collection of jokes are not just funny but are the funniest set of jokes you can ever come across. The one-liner jokes will surely crack you up – you are bound to laugh as hard as you have never done before.<\/p>\n
Funny One-Liner Jokes<\/strong><\/h2>\n
1. As long as there are tests, there will be prayers in schools.<\/p>\n
2. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.<\/p>\n
3. A day without sunshine is like, night.<\/p>\n
4. Born free, taxed to death.<\/p>\n
5. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.<\/p>\n
6. You cannot eat me unless you spread me – Butter<\/p>\n
7. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.<\/p>\n
8. A day without smiling is a day wasted.<\/p>\n
9. Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them.<\/p>\n
10. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.<\/p>\n
11. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!<\/p>\n
12. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don\u2019t have a good partner, you\u2019d better have a good hand.<\/p>\n
13. When everything\u2019s coming your way, you\u2019re in the wrong lane.<\/p>\n
14. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don\u2019t have eyes.<\/p>\n
15. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.<\/p>\n
16. A bargain is something you don\u2019t need at a price you can\u2019t resist.<\/p>\n
17. You cannot taste me until you undress me. – Banana<\/p>\n
18. You cannot eat me unless you lick me. – Ice-cream<\/p>\n
19. You cannot play with me unless you blow me. – Balloon<\/p>\n
20. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don\u2019t need it.<\/p>\n
21. What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.<\/p>\n
22. What\u2019s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.<\/p>\n
23. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? \u00a0Because those men already have boyfriends.<\/p>\n
24. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?<\/p>\n
25. My birth certificate was a letter of apology that my dad got from the condom company.<\/p>\n
26. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.<\/p>\n
27. Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.<\/p>\n