{"id":1150,"date":"2015-02-25T13:22:28","date_gmt":"2015-02-25T12:22:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzznigeria.com\/?p=1150"},"modified":"2021-12-03T14:39:41","modified_gmt":"2021-12-03T13:39:41","slug":"slaps-meanings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buzznigeria.com\/slaps-meanings\/","title":{"rendered":"12 Types Of Slaps That Will Leave You With An Unforgettable Meaning to Life"},"content":{"rendered":"

It is either you have received a slap, slapped someone, or have witnessed it. If you do not relate to any of the aforementioned options, then you may need to check your birth certificate again to know if you’re really a Nigerian.\u00a0If you’re still new in Nigeria you may not relate to this but sooner than later you will. Welcome to a country where decorum is thrown to the wind in the heat of aggression.<\/p>\n

The purpose of slaps is often to humiliate or to injure. A “slap in the face” is a common idiom, dating back to the late 1800’s, that means to rebuke, rebuff or insult. But no matter what the purpose is, there are different types of slaps that have been established with divergent meanings. As you read, watch out for the types you may have already given out as well as received.<\/p>\n

Types of Slaps and What they Mean<\/strong><\/h2>\n

1. RESOUNDING SLAP:<\/strong> This is after you are hit, you still hear some funny sounds in\u00a0your brain, like the sound keeps echoing in your head. After receiving this slap, you’re likely to hear hoots and toots and resounding jingles.<\/p>\n

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2. COLOR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP:<\/strong>\u00a0The meaning of this slap sounds so funny but not the slap itself. This slap is the type that creates the imagination where you begin to see different colors and your head turns to a nest with birds flying all around.<\/p>\n

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3. TAKE AWAY SLAP:<\/strong> When someone gives you a dirty slap and all you can do is hold your\u00a0face and walk away. The aftermath of this slap is so startling that all you can do at that moment is to turn around and leave the vicinity.<\/p>\n

4. RHETORICAL SLAP: <\/strong>Like the name\u00a0<\/strong>goes this slap causes you to ask questions that require no answer.\u00a0The moment you download this slap, you start asking questions that don’t need reply. Like, “John, YOU SLAPPED ME?!”<\/p>\n

5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:<\/strong>\u00a0This leaves you in so much shock. When you receive this kind of slap, all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away with your mouth wide open.<\/p>\n

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6. FORMATTING SLAP:<\/strong> This is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she\u00a0was doing. You find yourself asking questions like,”What did I do?” If you’re lucky enough you get an explanation but sometimes it follows with a second slap.<\/p>\n

7. EXPLANATION SLAP:<\/strong>\u00a0Straight to explanation. When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn’t do anything o!<\/p>\n

8.\u00a0MILITARY SLAP:<\/strong>\u00a0A hot slap from a military man carries with it, features of the aforementioned kinds of slaps. This slap has the ability to cause you to pee on your pants once it lands on your face.<\/p>\n

9.\u00a0SWEET SLAP:<\/strong> This is more like a romantic gesture. This is the type of slap a boy\/girl gives you sweetly on your cheek and whether it’s painful or not, you start to blush.<\/p>\n

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10. MATHEMATICAL SLAP<\/strong>: This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face.\u00a0When you get this slap, the length of your face will be raised to power two and your eye socket will calculate its circumference.<\/p>\n

See also: 20+ Funniest Quotes of Patience Jonathan You’ve Never Heard<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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11. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP<\/strong>: When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it’s\u00a0given to you all of a sudden), you will be able to combine and speak all sort of languages at the same time like Spanish, Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc. This is worse than the mathematical slap because It leaves you in utter confusion and uncertainty. After receiving this slap you have no idea what to do next.<\/p>\n

Read also: The Origin and Meaning of Rag Day in Nigerian Universities<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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12. RETURN LEG\/RECIPROCAL SLAP:<\/strong> It’s the type of slap that someone gives you and you return\u00a0the slap immediately. This is the tit for tat kind of slap\u00a0which mostly escalates to a physical fight between the two parties. If it doesn’t end in a fight then it will most definitely, end in a verbal battle.<\/p>\n

Share the kinds of slaps you’ve received before.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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