1)\u00a0We must halt this ludicrously lugubrious kakistocracy. We must demur against demuren (no onomatopoeic extrapolation intended). The quotidian stentorian atribilous ululation is abyssopelagic. The country is on a precipice of pocalyptic crepscule\u201d.<\/em><\/p>\n Meaning:\u00a0We must investigate and put aviation sector right, else we all die flying!<\/span> On\u00a0Germany v Brazil match (in the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil):<\/strong><\/p>\n 2) \u201cI am maniacally bewildered, overgassted and flabberwhelmed at the paraplegic crinkum crankum that characterised the Glo CAF awards culminating in an odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga! The jiggery-pokery of CAF in crowning Yaya Toure instead of our very own prodigy John Obi Mikel is a veritable bugaboo that must be pooh-poohed by all compos mentis homo sapiens! The perfidy and Mendacity of all the apparatchic of sports suzerainty is not only repugnant but also insalubrious!<\/em><\/p>\n I said to my self: What an anathematous disdain of the citizenry! What a deprecable descent from the sublime to the ridiculous! Who will curb the odoriferous excesses of this machavellian and mephistophelean cabal in the Confederation? With this state of affairs, i dare say that African football is swimming in a pestilential aqua with a disastrious terminus ad quem inherently laden with avoidable cataracts, ice bergs and oxbow Lakes. It is sardonic and lugubrious!!!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n On Democracy Day Celebration:<\/strong><\/p>\n 3)\u00a0\u201cA celebration of democracy or a deprecable apotheosis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascading into a mobocracy with all the ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy? With our \u201cdemocracy\u201d enveloped in a paraplegic crinkum-crankum, we must all rise up to bring to focal hiceps and biceps, Nigeria\u2019s \u201cPluto-mobo-kakistocracy\u201d\u2026. Certainly not democracy!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n On Nelson Mandela:<\/strong><\/p>\n 4) \u201cAlas the last of the great Titans\u2026 The great one who pricked himself on a senticous bush as he pushed for the freedom of his people from oppression\u2026 An epitome of sophronization\u2026We shall not cry, rather we will celebrate a life truly well lived\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n Rest in peace Madiba\u2026\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n 5)\u00a0\u2018President Professor John Evans Atta Mills\u2019 passing on is a mere ephemeral recumbent hibernation; an empyrean paradisiac rendezvous lies ahead. Heaven is the terminus.\u00a0The ecclesiastic, executive and legislature and all Ghanaians at large have lost a solitaire.\u00a0Any veritable verification of the verity of President Professor John Evans Atta Mills\u2019 demise?\u00a0\u00a0I am in a state of metagrabolised melancholia\u2019.<\/em><\/p>\n Quote From A Condolence Letter Of Chief Enahoro:<\/strong><\/p>\n 6) \u201cCertainly the fall of another titan. Chief Anthony Enahoro\u2019s modus vivendi, whilst he peregrinated through this will-o-the-wisp of a three-dimensional world, resonated with a divine halo of an iconic personage who was propelled by the PIRKEAVOTHIAN apothegm which urges man to realise that \u2018the day is short and the work is great.\u2019 No wonder that from a very young age, he engaged in self-abnegation and mortification of the flesh in a Spartan, clinical and cerebral bid to salvage the Nigerian project even at the expense of his health infrastructure. He ceaselessly fulminated against vagabonds in power whose primus mobile had philistinic anchorage in a depreciably mindless crave for vacuous hedonism and ingratiating political megalomania.<\/em><\/p>\n On Fuel Subsidy:<\/strong><\/p>\n 7)\u00a0\u201cI have read with\u00a0acatalectic disgust, governments asinine and puerile ratiocinations attempting to justiceate\u00a0the proposed removal of subsidies from petroleum products. It has\u00a0asseverated\u00a0that its intentions is guided by the need to checkmate the\u00a0odoriferous excesses of a Machiavellian and Mephistophelean cabal\u00a0and I have said to myself, what a shame? What a self-indicting admitttal of the failure of governance? What an hocus-pocus?<\/em><\/p>\n On Ojukwu’s Demise:<\/strong><\/p>\n 8) \u201dThe invitation to the Celestial Lodge of the Soul Personality of the irrefrangible and sui generis Ikemba himself-Dim Odimegwu Ojukwu-brings again to focal hiceps and biceps the ephemerality of life. Beyond the state of lachrymoseism his celestial ascension has and would continue to righteously bestir, I do hope however that we take immutable cognition of the fact that the fundamental issues which Ikemba confronted has now even coagulated and ossified into gorgon medusa.<\/em><\/p>\n For Nigeria to progress, we must apotheosize our centripetal proclivities above our centrifugal excrescence, All Hail the Ikemba.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n
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