{"id":1084,"date":"2014-09-11T06:59:34","date_gmt":"2014-09-11T05:59:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buzznigeria.com\/?p=1084"},"modified":"2021-12-10T19:08:57","modified_gmt":"2021-12-10T18:08:57","slug":"laughable-quotes-nigerian-leaders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buzznigeria.com\/laughable-quotes-nigerian-leaders\/","title":{"rendered":"20+ Ridiculously Laughable Quotes By Some Nigerian Leaders"},"content":{"rendered":"
Here are the top 20 laughable quotes\u00a0that will have you laughing and one that will make you look at your day from a completely new perspective. Please, what is your observation about the comments of an average Nigerian leader? Feel free to share with your friends.<\/p>\n
(1). “If Nigeria breaks, some people in the country would have nowhere to run to, but for me and my people in the Adamawa Kingdom, we will pack our luggage and whatever we have and join our kith and kin in Cameroun” –\u00a0Lamido of Adamawa<\/p>\n
(2). “You press men, you always say there are no minerals in Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite” – Bakin Zuwo.<\/p>\n
(3). “Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria” – GEJ<\/p>\n
(4). “I will water your school and fire your school” – Orji Uzoh Kalu<\/p>\n
(5). “Nigerians don’t panic, terrorists attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn” – GEJ<\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n (6). “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide” – Dame Jonathan<\/p>\n (7). “I founded this school for the masses and the school fee\u00a0is\u00a0850,000 Naira” – Atiku Abubakar<\/p>\n (8) “Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe\u00a0there is poverty in Nigeria.” – Umaru Dikko.<\/p>\n (9). “Telephone is not meant for the poor” – David Mark<\/p>\n Recommended: 20 Funniest Quotes by Patience Jonathan<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n (10). “The worth of a child born and bred in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States” -Yakubu Gowon<\/p>\n (11). “School is not meant for the poor, only for the rich” – Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim<\/p>\n (12). “At 50, Britain was still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly” – Diezean\u00adi Madueke.<\/p>\n (13). “Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria” – Olusegun Obas\u00adanjo<\/p>\n (14). “The corp members were destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny” – Malla\u00adm Isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State.<\/p>\n (15). “On behalf of 20 million Naira, I donate my family”- Dame Jonathan.<\/p>\n (16). “We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result” – Chris\u00ad Uba<\/p>\n (17). “I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment” – Da\u00adme Jonathan<\/p>\n