100+ Funny Would You Rather Questions

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Would you rather questions are questions that requires you to choose between two options either this or that. Eventually you might see most of the questions as the hardest and the most difficult questions you have ever being asked, some will sound so weird that you will wish to pick neither of them. Nevertheless, both options are of equal values, maybe slightly different, but the idea is to know why you have chosen one above the other, however this particular set of would you rather questions are funny, It is Saturday, so in celebration of the weekend, I thought we should have a list of would you rather questions. These will provide you with hours of fun, we have carefully selected this list of funny would you rather questions and we hope you’ll find it interesting. Enjoy!

Funniest Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather be go about your normal day naked or fall asleep for a year?

Would you rather be gossiped about or never talked about at all?

Would you rather be hairy all over or completely bald?

Would you rather be happy for 8 hours/day and poor or sad for 8 hours/day and rich?

Would you rather be invisible or be able to read minds?

Would you rather be rich and ugly, or Poor and good-looking?

Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?

Would you rather eat poison ivy or a handful of bumblebees?

Would you rather end hunger or hatred?

Would you rather find true love or 10 million dollars?

Would you rather forget who you were or who everyone else was?

Would you rather get caught singing in the mirror or spying on your crush?

Would you rather make headlines for saving somebody’s life or winning a nobel prize?

Would you rather meet an alien visitor or travel to outer space?

Would you rather never use the internet again or never watch TV again?

Would you rather not be able to use your phone or your e-mail?

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

Would you rather own a ski lodge or a surf camp?

Would you rather be in a dark and scary room for days all by yourself or be in a well-lit room alone with Michael Jackson?

Would you rather have balls hang from your chin or have a five-inch tail that wags every time you get excited?

Would you rather throw up every time you have an orgasm or have your genitals look and smell like rotten eggs?

Would you rather smell like a fart all the time for the rest of your life or drink a diarrhea milkshake?

Would you rather be stuck on a desert island with a Star Trek fan or with a constipated clown?

Would you rather always take a cold shower or sleep an hour less than you need to be fully rested?

Would you rather always get first dibs or the last laugh?

Would you rather always have to say everything on your mind or never speak again?

Would you rather always lose or never play?

Would you rather always wear earmuffs or a nose plug?

Would you rather be able to stop time or fly?

Would you rather be an unknown minor league basketball player or a famous professional badminton star?

Would you rather be born with an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?

Would you rather be forced to tell your best friend a lie or tell your parents the truth?

Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?

Would you rather give up your computer or your pet?

Would you rather go to an amusement park or to a family reunion?

Would you rather go without television or junk food for the rest of your life?

Would you rather have a beautiful house and ugly car or an ugly house and beautiful car?

Would you rather have a kangaroo or koala as your pet?

Would you rather have a missing finger or have an extra toe?

Would you rather have one wish granted today or three wishes granted in 10 years?

Would you rather have x-ray vision or bionic hearing?

Would you rather invent a cure for cancer or a cure for AIDS?

Would you rather kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab?

Would you rather know it all or have it all?

Would you rather always win pie-eating contests or always win wheelbarrow races?

Would you rather be 3 feet tall or 8 feet tall?

Would you rather be 3 feet taller or 3 feet shorter?

Would you rather be a deep-sea diver or an astronaut?

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson or talk like him for the rest of your life?

Would you rather do your mom or do your dad?

Would you rather be deaf or blind?

Would you rather drown to death or be strangled to death?

Would you rather have everything you eat tastes like boogers or would you rather have one eye?

Would you rather lick an old man’s stinky armpit or chew on a rotten yellow toenail?

Would you rather be the most popular girl or boy in school for 5 whole years or have the greatest friends ever?

Would you rather have super powers or have Christmas never end?



Would you rather drink 1 gallon of ketchup or 1 gallon of mustard

Would you rather be prom queen/king of your high school or have a super cool and good-looking boyfriend/girlfriend?

Would you rather have 500 tarantualas crawling in your house or 1000 crickets jumping around your room?

Would you rather be the most popular or the smartest person you know?

Would you rather be the sand castle or the wave?

Would you rather eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dishwashing liquid?

Would you rather eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?

Would you rather eat a stick of butter or a gallon of ice cream?

Would you rather get even or get over it?

Would you rather give bad advice or take bad advice?

Would you rather live without music or live without T.V.?

Would you rather love and not be loved back, or be loved but never love?

Would you rather publish your diary or make a movie on your most embarrassing moment?

Would you rather spend the day surfing the internet or the ocean?

Would you rather sweat moderately but constantly 24 hours a day all over your body or have a metal pin in your jaw that constantly picks up talk radio stations?

Would you rather die from falling off a cliff or by being threatened.

Would you rather be attacked by a giant snake OR angry piranha?

Would you rather marry a vain person or a person with poor image?

Would you rather eat 30 pounds of cheese in one sitting or a bucket of peanut butter (without water)?

Would you rather be a clown that distracts the bull or the bull rider on the bull?

Would you rather have a freakishly huge smile or a freakishly small nose?

Would you rather have a panic attack at the top of a 75 feet tree or 100 yards in the ocean from the shore?

Would you rather be a dog named Killer or a cat named Fluffy?

Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino?

Would you rather be a tree or live in a tree?

Would you rather be able to hear any conversation or take back anything you say?

Would you rather be able to read everyone’s mind all the time or always know their future?

Would you rather eat a stick of margarine or five tablespoons of hot pepper sauce?

Would you rather have a third leg or a third arm?

Would you rather meet the ROCK BANDS or meet POP BANDS

Would you rather eat your dog whole like a steak or chew your lip off?

Would you rather fly or levitate?

Would you rather be super strong or change into animals?

Would you rather give me a best answer or someone else?

Would you rather have a missing finger or an extra toe

Would you rather be an overweight chocolate addict or a thin guy allergic to chocolates

Would you rather be a dog named Killer or cat named Fluffy

Would you rather wake up with a different face but same gender or different gender but same face

Would you rather eat rotten cheese or rotten eggs

Would you rather drink a glass of ketchup or a glass of mustard

Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with an old lady and her 3 wet dogs or 3 fat men with bad breath

Would you rather have your hand stuck in a jar or your head stuck in a bucket

Would you rather dye your hair pink or eat raw meat

Would you rather kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab

Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or have a pet blue whale

Would you rather inflict pain upon yourself or visit a dentist

Would you rather eat a dead rat or a live worm

Would you rather make out with the lights on or the lights off

Would you rather be a clown who distracts the bull or the cowboy who rides the bull

Would you rather be buried alive or stabbed to death

Would you rather kiss a horse or lick a cow

Would you rather know when you are going to die or how you are going to die

Would you rather have a brawl with Mike Tyson or an argument with the loud lady next door

Would you rather share a cubicle with a noisy colleague or a nosy colleague

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