Ladies are a whole bunch of complex creatures especially Nigerian Ladies. However, the world would be boring without them. The male folks won’t have to strive so hard to get wealth and stay comfortable if not for the women as most of these things are done for their sake.
Complex and of various shades, let’s take a look at the different kind of women that you will find in almost every gathering of women in Nigeria.
1. The bitch
Forget the picture above, but these are the kind of girls that used to be the meanest in their high school girl group. She reminds you of Sharpay in High School musical and always has something bad to say about everyone, even when she is nothing to right home about. This kind of girl feels the world revolves around her and won’t hesitate to show off her bitchy attitude in public.
2. Book Worm
This one is a very serious fella and probably wears glasses. She is most likely the daughter of a rich man and must have acquired her B.sc, a master’s, and even PhD at age 25. She knows too much and assumes the rest of the world is not as smart as her.
3. Mother Theresa
This one just likes to be the mother goose to her friends, whether she is older or not. She looks out for her friends when they are out and makes sure everyone gets home safe.
This one is usually the queen in any kingdom she shows up at. Fine, sexy, and classy is her middle name. She is most likely a social media freak and a classy rude girl.
5. Map of Nigeria
This set of Nigerian ladies knows every nook and cranny in the country. Their unofficial job is to travel every weekend to different states to see different men. She knows all the happening joints and all the wealthy men in her hood. Her Instagram page is always updated with pictures taken in different hotel rooms. If she is very smart, she has a good life, a human hair shop and lots of cash to show for her hustle.
6. The party girl
This one can not miss any owambe party even if she was not invited. She automatically turns herself into a club vixen as her dance skills are usually on point. She probably smokes and takes lots of alcohol too.
7. The fashionista
Call her the queen of red carpet! Always dressed to kill and make a statement. She doesn’t mind borrowing, as long as the clothes look good on her.
8. The gold digger
This one is probably dating a wealthy married man. She is always on fleek; 32-inches weave on, nails done, drives a flashy car and lives in a suburban area. She only hangs out with the rest of the clique when she’s in town; she’s travels the world and on business class tickets.
9. The funny one
You need this one to survive in the current state of the nation. She knows how to bring humor from every single situation and makes sure everyone has a good laugh whenever she is around.
10. Miss mysterious
This is a loner and barely turns up in public. When she eventually does, she sits alone and fumbles with her phone chatting with no one in particular. Her life is a secret and she barely comments on people’s life on social media. She just has a lot going on in her life and does not care about the world around her.
Which one of the above Nigerian Ladies are you?